arcticmonkxys:

me, a bisexual: i’m so gay

sinfullvibes:

half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half of me is, well, an asshole

caloriq:

how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second

1millionyengirls:

me whenever i look at everyone: why am i the only ugly person

papierochy:

me after every conversation: why the fuck did i say that

knockfivetimes:

tired in the streets, asleep in the sheets

aaryastark:

*posts an edit* *waits 5 minutes* *0 notes* okay might as well delete my entire blog then

dadd:

I am such a “huh” ass bitch. Lmao i got bad hearing sorry

alteanlance:

alteanlance:

me when im working on something: oh i am so fucking genius,

me looking at the completed work: absolute fucking garbage who allowed my hands to make this

me coming up with concepts and ideas: this is so fucking good wtf

me actually having to work on it: what kind of fucking bullshit 

thefactsofthematter:

my favourite ever literary trope is “you want me to be a villain? i’ll show you a villain” that shit gives me goosebumps and given the right context also turns me on